Rebuttal

If indeed we allow puppies to bowl, then where will the line be drawn? Who will bowl next? Cats? Cows? Bears? That is called a farm. Goats will be eating bowling shoes right and left! A Zoo! Animal sports! Humans will be overrun eventually. And then it will continue on to all sports... there's no way Payton Manning will have a chance against a cheetah. Men and women sports will be extinct. The phrase "Michael Phelps swims like a fish" won't be needed anymore, because he will have been replaced BY AN ACTUAL FISH!

I can understand "Take Your Dog Bowling Day." Once a year, bring your puppy to the bowling alley? Great. See ya there with my Morky. Other than that, I'm much more of a old fashioned thinker when it comes to animals and sports.