Unbelievable Potential

Old Fashioned or Closed Minded?

I believe that is the question our reader should be asking.

Are you so afraid of advancement? I understand that the notion seems odd, but if we want to see world records, we should really allow the world to participate. Plus, think about the amazing alliteration that could result from new animal-based sports:

Aardvark Archery

Beaver Badminton

Cavefish Curling

Dolphin Diving

Earwig Equestrian

Ferret Fencing

Gator Golf (give it a whack, throw it right back)

Hippo Hockey

Iguana Iditarod

Jellffish Javelin

Kittie Kickboxing

Llama Lawn Darts

Manatee Muay Thai

Newt Netball

Ostrich Orienteering

Plankton Pole Vault

Quetzal Quidditch

Raccoon Raquetball

Salamander Skeet Shooting

Tarantula Tennis

Unicorn Ultimate

Viper Volleyball

Walrus Weightlifting

Xantis Xare

Yak Yachting

Zebra Zui Quan

Marketing gold.