Flippy Floppies

Now we shall turn our attention to the world of the cinema. With so many new movies coming out this summer, it's hard to choose which film to spend a $10 ticket on. Well IBEG understands the economic crisis we are in and we know how precious each dollar is. That's why we are here to save your precious time and let you know the top ten movie sequels that are destined to fail:

Starting with NUMBER TEN .... ELF 2: THE BUDDY SYSTEM.
Christmas in July? Come on New Line Cinema! The original Elf charmed our hearts as Will Ferrel helps his father find the real meaning of life at Christmas time. Making snowflakes in department stores, Santa Claus meets the whole family... it's a great, upbeat way to spend a winter holiday evening. Elf 2? Not so much. Buddy is back... for a scene. To introduce his brother elf, Sunny. Well, half-brother. Sunny is 100% elf and he is visiting Buddy from the North Pole. Buddy decides to make Sunny his new buddy (literally) and the two of them have a grand old time in New York City, that is, until Will Ferrell decided to drop out of the movie, and the rest of the movie, Buddy "disappears" as a work-a-holic elf opening a new branch of Santa's workshop in the South Pole with the penguins. That leaves Sunny to discover New York on his own, which is pretty dull. Except for the ice skating scene that lasts for 20 minutes. Spare me.

NUMBER NINE ... FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY TO BO BICE.
Um. First one? No. This? A love story between Kelly Clarkson and the runner up American Idol thinks-he's-a-rockstar Bo Bice? No. Just no. The best part is when he cuts his hair.

Number Eight and Seven ... up next!