Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Cuatro y Tres

4. Get Rich or Die Trying or Both
50 cent becomes stale(r), keeps putting out terrible records, loses fan base, blows all his money on white panthers, never improves enunciation, dies in old age home. Unintentionally a comedy. Based on a true story.

3. Kill Bill 3: Redemption
After the death of Bill, Uma Thurman realizes she has has no other hobbies. Racked with guilt over an unfortunate circumstance in the first movie, she decides to make a new list, a list of every member of the Crazy 88 she dismembered or killed during the iconic fight. She spends the 280 minute movie visiting every single one of them (or their families), offering up apologies and gift baskets from Bed Bath & Beyond, although she validates most of her sympathies with "but, you know, they did attack me first". Very repetitive.

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