______ in the _______

I have indeed been slacking and finding other things to fill my time. But I really have no excuse. I've been out-bantered.

...and yet, I still feel qualified to fill in these blanks. Maybe it's a grandiose sense of self, a bloated ego or a shade of megalomania, but I'm going to do it gall durnit.

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke.

3. Support bacteria. They’re the only chance at getting sick that some people may have.

4. Change is inevitable, except when you have exact change.

Now it's your turn:

1. 4 out of 5 doctors agree ______________

2. Venezuela is to Cedric Diggory as bratwursts are to _______________

3. A priest, a rabbi and a __________ walk into a bar. Everyone dies.

4. Puppy bowling __________