I got a haircut today, and I rather like it.

Well folks, we hope you enjoyed our previous series on the Worst Movie Sequels of the Summer! Don't go see them. Or do. It is a free country.

Also in the latest news, our poll question has been answered! Looks like Jennifer Aniston will be playing Heather in Bear Necessities. Updates on the progress of the movie can be followed on imdb.com or the Jennifer Aniston website once her agent returns our phone calls. A new poll will be coming soon!

Well Greg, what would you like to discuss? I believe it's your turn to choose.
1. How indeed did the drinking straw originate?
2. My favorite holiday is Never Day. What are some of your best traditions for that day?
3. Why, might I ask, were you covered in feathers when I saw you yesterday in the cereal isle at WalMart?